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030 – The Blinsky Chronicles–6a–Agent X, We Meet Again…and The Defense Begins



Steve,Jeff and Jared talk Weed Porn, High Times, silver trays of weed at the Christmas party and posting dumb pics, search and seizure, being polite to the S.W.A.T. team, guns, drugs and the federal sentencing guidelines, tomatoes and The Lakers, directional microphones,  eggshell skulls, snitches, forfeiture laws, the hidden stash, converting cash to drugs, possession, the D.E.A., volcanoes, and federal agents making sweet love in the trash cases.

Talking barbecue and Buckeyes with federal marshals, Larry Flint Jr. and the Larry Scare, having a greenhouse in the basement, when the Feds take your phones – who’s Stinky? – chatter, and when the friendly guy in the ball cap ends up being the head honcho – hello, Agent X.

 


029 – DUI 360–#7–Brother, What’s Your Inseam (And What Does That Have To Do With DUI?)?



What does your age, your weight, your back issues and high heels all have in common?  According to the NHTSA manual, they are all things that can impair your ability to correctly perform Field Sobriety Tests – yet most people don’t know this, many officers tend to not clarify it – and what you don’t know can hurt you. Since Steve and Jeff are looking out for you, they read from the huge study about drunk people – and non-drunk people – that the NHTSA manual utilizes and tell you what you need to know. They even tell you how to easily get your own copy of it. You can start your own study group! Or just keep listening. Yeah, that’s probably easier.

Steve and Jeff – otherwise known as The Palmer and The Beard – share personal stories as well as talk about the shopping hot spot that is T.J. Maxx, sweatpants that look like jeans, beard oil, The River in Portsmouth, nature vs. nurture, secret adoptions, Jean Scene, being embarrassed by the hot chick who’s trying to sell you jeans, and protecting your freedom by avoiding one-legged stands.


028 – The Blinsky Chronicles–5–Bloody Knives, Mellow Yellow…What Are We Doing and Why Are We Doing It



“Everyone’s got a story…but it’s what you do with that story, what music do you make, how does it inspire you in other ways…I’ve gone through this awful time in my life and it’s inspired me to create this….and I think that’s why we’re telling this story.”

Have you ever looked back on something that you did and cringed? Really, who hasn’t.

But have you ever recorded yourself describing in intimate detail what you did and how you were, over what you would consider to be the worst period of your life, filled with not-so-shining moments –  and then listened to it? Jared has – for this series –  and says he definitely didn’t like listening to what he said.

So mid-stream, the guys step back and discuss the “why” and the “what” behind The BC. Why they are doing it, and what it means to them.

“Truth be told, I hate lawyers.” – Steve Palmer (lawyer)….”It was your case that let me stand up in federal court and almost break down myself …because I let myself go to a spot where …my barriers were gone and I was just going to go there….I’d danced around the fringes of doing that, but in your case it happened…it was this eye-opening moment where I said ‘ahh, I see the enjoyment of doing this.’ ”

Jared talks about how going through it all helped him become the person he is today, and how he would like to help someone else by sharing his story. The guys also discuss parents, President Shorty, Chef Rick and his amazing brunch burritos, wrestling with employees (literally), teaching your kids the rules so they know which ones to break, and how to land the most important job of your life.


027 – DUI 360 #6 – Checkpoint Chickie



This weekend is not only the unofficial start of summer, it also marks the time when DUI checkpoint season is in full swing –  and the whole gang is here to drop some knowledge on you!
If you’ve missed out on the DUI 360 series so far, this is a great place to start: Steve, Jeff, Bill and Jared recap some of the more important points – and share valuable new information about the ins and outs of random DUI checkpoints that you will want to know – not only for holiday weekends –  but all year round.
In addition to covering interesting constitutional issues –  including the Bill of Rights and limitations on search and seizure –  the guys cover a lot of other ground, from J.T. Barrett, Muirfield and the Memorial Tournament, day-drinking scenarios, beer on ice, drinking and driving with a golf cart, whether walking the line is easier if you’re left-handed, the two things a DUI checkpoint must do to be constitutional, Uber, Cheech and Chong, Fat Daddy Caddies, the roach motel, Buford Pusser, Barney Fife, The Andy Griffith Show – to how to not let the Checkpoint Chickie Trail of Tears ruin your weekend BBQ plans.
Have a safe Memorial Day Weekend everyone!
Yavitch & Palmer
www.ohiolegaldefense.com
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026 – The Blinsky BBQ Break–Smokin’ the Butt (It’s Done When It’s Done)



Barbecue like a Boss!! Think back to the most mouth-watering barbecue that you have ever enjoyed. If you are anything like us, you probably thought, “man, if I only knew how they made this, I could make it at home and have it anytime I wanted!” Not to mention the added bonus of completely impressing your friends and family. Just picture it: lots of swooning and exclamations of “you’re the man!”. Yeah, it would totally be like that..

So just in time for Memorial Day weekend, we present you with a special recipe how-to episode from the guys at Lawyer Talk, home of The Blinsky Chronicles. Jared Blinsky, former owner of the well-known Route 62 BBQ in Johnstown, shares his tips, tricks and recipes for some of his most-loved dishes, including his delectable smoked pork shoulder – the cut of meat that is also known as “Boston Butt”, that provides us with beautiful piles of pulled pork deliciousness – as well as his famed Chicken Cheddar Bacon Ranch Macaroni Salad, including the secret ingredient you would never guess (no, it’s not in the name).

And this weekend we especially remember, thank and honor the great men and women who have served our country and protected our freedoms – and we also celebrate them by observing the great American tradition of enjoying some smokin’ good BBQ.

Smoke on!!

 

 


025 –The Blinsky Chronicles–4–Anxiety, Telescopes and a Trunk Full of Weed



What would you do if a neighbor told you that it looked like federal agents were sitting in a neighbor’s truck day after day with telescopes pointed towards you –  but then absolutely nothing happened for months?

“When people don’t get arrested and taken away in handcuffs, that’s calculated most of the time…(law enforcement agents) are trying to get information…(people) are being watched whether they know it or not…”  – Steve Palmer

Jared, Steve and Jeff talk about the interesting – and sometimes surprising – ways in which federal and local law enforcement conduct criminal investigations, what brought Jared to Yavitch & Palmer’s office 10 years ago, the significance of round tables, Eau de Weed and midnight landscaping, CPAP weed masks, Emergency Breakdowns, Fox and “feets on the streets”, Waterbeds & Stuff and Fix-a-Flat, confidential informants, pajamas, fruit loops and online poker, license plate renewals and dope-dealing 101.


024 – DUI 360 – #5b – Because You’re Mine, I Walk The Line



And a-one, and a-two, and a-three, and a-four…let’s go nail the Walk and Turn!  You’re pretty coordinated – you’ve got this! Or maybe not.

You’ve seen it on TV many times. An officer asks you to walk a line for him. You know what to do, right? You walk a line heel to toe the entire way, you pivot – and stick the landing like Mary Lou Retton – boom! Then the officer says you are under arrest for suspicion of DUI/OVI.

What went wrong?  Officers are looking for completely different things than what you think. Steve and Jeff give you the actual instructions that an officer would give you – and what he or she is actually grading you on – and it will surprise you.

Besides taking us to FST (Field Sobriety Test) school, Steve and Jeff also talk sugarplums, David Copperfield, banjo music, Johnny Cash, refusing to walk the line, tricks to winning carnival games, the legalized scam that is The Crane Game, Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods and Jack Nicklaus, Happy Gilmore, breaking your stance, going to your happy place, and how FSTs are like The Crane Game: you might normally have the skill to do it, but if you don’t know the secret, you’re not going to win it.


023 – The Blinsky Chronicles–3–The High Life



A Cadillac Brougham, “Flo bud”, Harleys, grow operations and selling $25 napkins at the country club, working hard, becoming the Kingpin – and living the high life. For a time. Then one of the crew turns informant, there are recording devices in the cornfields – whoops, that’s incriminating – and everything changes.

How members of the local PD who were customers at his restaurant found out they were raiding Jared’s house one morning, culminating in The United States of America vs. Jared Blinsky. Jared shares with us how he had been stealing from himself – and why he later knew that he had been caught at the right time.

Jared, Steve and Jeff talk turkey – and about getting life back on track after losing your co-pilot, how a school project made from yarn can be a good arson defense, door tubes, when drinking is part of the job, dyslexia, German engineering, Caddyshack, ledgers, having no one to tell on but dead people – and taking door number three in a federal case.


021 – The Blinsky Chronicles-2-There’s More…Wait for it…Wait for it…



“About a month after that accident, my door gets kicked open – Federal Marshals. I look out the window because I see them coming in and I say to myself, “today’s the day…” – Jared Blinsky

Jared, Steve and Jeff recount the stories surrounding how Steve and Jared met. The guys talk Memorial Day, Harley Davidson, motorcycle accidents and being dead twice in one day, “I’ve got a harvest to do but it ain’t that,” Snoop Dog, George Bush, the Ride for Pride, the Ozarks, the barter system, $25 napkins, a few more guys and then you have a conspiracy, the Feds and Blinsky Incorporated, the Kingpin, being too big for your britches and being bulletproof – until you’re not.

And you won’t believe the rest of the story….

 

 

 


020 – DUI 360 #4–The BIGGER Question



In previous episodes of the DUI 360 series, Steve and Jeff answered the very important question – to blow, or not to blow. So what could be an even bigger question when someone is pulled over and asked, “have you been drinking tonight?”

To FST, or not to FST. The FST, which stands for Field Sobriety Test, is the stuff from which funny outtakes of “Cops” episodes are made.

But you only had a couple of drinks, and the officer is just asking for a quick test and then you can be on your way. Shouldn’t be an issue, right? And at least it’s not a breathalyzer. Besides, what choice do you have – you have to take it, right?

Steve and Jeff set the record straight – off the record, but on the air – and what they have to say will surprise you.